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@TheL0stB0y:You might not like it at first. Or ever. And that’s okay, there’s always someone like me who would rather do it anyway.

@MeAndMyShadow33:What if I’m not any good at it?

@TheL0stB0y:Meh. Even bad head is good head.

@TheL0stB0y:The more you practice, the better you’ll get.

@MeAndMyShadow33:That sounds like a line to me.

@TheL0stB0y:I mean… I’m only trying to speak the truth.

@MeAndMyShadow33:I’m standing in the middle of my kitchen cracking up.

@TheL0stB0y:Is that a bad or a good thing?

@MeAndMyShadow33:Good. You make me laugh.

@MeAndMyShadow33:I haven’t laughed this much in a long time.

@TheL0stB0y:Humor is one of my many talents.

@MeAndMyShadow33:He’s funny… definitely patient… not opposed to blow jobs, I mean, what else is there, really?

@TheL0stB0y:Ass play.

@MeAndMyShadow33:Jesus.

@TheL0stB0y:Too soon?

@MeAndMyShadow33:A little.

@TheL0stB0y:I’ll save it for lesson number 3.

@MeAndMyShadow33:What the hell is lesson 2 about?

The doorbell rang and I jumped up when I checked the time. “Shit.”

@TheL0stB0y:Don’t worry. We’re not there yet. I should probably know your favorite color and how you take your coffee before we start talking about frotting.

@MeAndMyShadow33:Purple… With cream and two sugars. Now what the hell is frotting?

@TheL0stB0y:Eager to learn. I like it. But I’m afraid, young Grasshopper, you’ll have to wait. I’m about to head out with some friends.

@MeAndMyShadow33:Way to leave a guy hanging…

I grinned as I typed out my next message.

@TheL0stB0y:Look it up online, it can be your homework assignment.

@MeAndMyShadow33:That sounds like a bad idea.

@TheL0stB0y:Or a great one. I’ll be around later if you have any questions.

@MeAndMyShadow33:Have fun tonight.

@TheL0stB0y:Probably not as much as you’re about to have. You’re welcome.

Reluctantly, I slid my phone into the pocket of my gym shorts and grabbed my wallet and keys. I didn’t know what it said about me that I wanted to sit in my room on a Saturday night, chatting with a total stranger about sex rather than go to the bar with my buddies where I might meet someone to have actual sex with.

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