Me: Nothing’s wrong. I don’t need a doctor.
Vex: Then I’ll pick you up for dinner at 8 tomorrow.
He’s going to make me say it.
Me: I’m really not feeling up to dinner.
Vex: Are you or aren’t you sick? Because if you’re sick, I’m bringing the doctor over.
Why does he have to be so stubborn?
Me: I’m not sick. I’m just not feeling well.
Vex: ????
Vex: Never mind. The doctor and I will be there soon.
GAH!
Me: I’m not sick. I have my period.
And now, I’m going to crawl into a hole and die… possibly from bleeding to death. Most likely from embarrassment.
There’s no response.
Why are men afraid of a period? It’s just a little blood… a lot of blood and a little bit of whining. Vex kills people with his bare hands. Blood shouldn’t scare him.
Men!
I set my phone on the bedside table and curl up in a little ball.
***
Who is knocking at my door at this time of day?
Hope and Mila should be in school now.
Maybe they’ll just go away. I pull the blanket over my head and sink back into the mattress.
After three more knocks, it stops.
Whoever it was, was persistent.
My phone chimes.
Vex: Where are you? Are you okay?
Was that him knocking? It was certainly loud.
Me: I’m in bed. I told you I was fine.
Vex: Should I let myself in? Or are you up to answering the door?
Let himself in? I didn’t give Vex a key.
Does that mean he’d break down my door?
Me: That door is an antique.