But then I’d have to live in dread of yet another Friday. “Thanks, but no. I’ll just take a few minutes to decompress and head back in.”
“Whatever you need.”
What I need is for all the creepy men in the world to disappear. But I’ll settle with texting Vex for a while.
Not that I’m going to tell him about this little incident. He doesn’t seem like the type to handle what happened rationally.
Me: Hey!
Vex: Hey, Dahl!
Don’t ask him how his day is going.
Me: Looking forward to dinner tonight.
Vex: Where are we going?
Me: A steak house around the corner from my work.
Vex: Seems like it’s about time that you tell me where you work.
Why have I kept it a secret for so long? It’s not like I’m embarrassed by this job—the other one, I don’t want anyone to know about ever. Maybe because a crime lord and a 911 operator doesn’t sound like a good match.
Me: I work at a call center answering phone calls.
Vex: Why didn’t you tell me that sooner?
Just tell him already. Pull off the bandage.
Me: I answer 911 calls.
Vex: WHAT?
Me: I help people.
Vex: Dahl!
Me: It’s an important job, and I like doing it.
Vex: We’ll talk about it later.
Oh no, he didn’t.
Me: We aren’t talking about it.
Vex: Yes, we are.
Me: If my job is up for discussion, so is yours.
Vex: You aren’t keeping a job that isn’t safe.
Me: What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Vex: It’s not the same thing at all.
Me: How is it different exactly?
Vex: You’re mine.