I walk to the other side of the bed and grab my boxers. After pulling them on, I let Penny out the back door, then run to the bathroom to pee. I wash my hands and let Penny back in.
“You are such a good girl,” I say as we walk to the kitchen. “Now, where is all your foodstuff? Can you show me?”
Sure enough, she walks to the refrigerator and sits down, and I muffle my laugh with my hand. I open the fridge and see raw meat and other things in large bowls. I look at the bowl and then back at her. This has to be her breakfast because it’s the first one in a line of two.
She feeds her raw food?
I shrug and grab it. Tilting the bowl toward her, I ask, “Is this it?”
It must be because she walks over to a mat and sits down.
I swear if this dog gets sick because that’s not what I was supposedto feed her . . .
I put the bowl on her mat, but she just looks at me.
“Go ahead and eat your breakfast,” I say, but she just tilts her head. “Is this not your breakfast?”
Now I feel stupid because I’m taking directions from a dog and talking to her like she can answer me.
“Eat,” I say and point at it, but she keeps looking at me, her tail wagging faster.
I try to think of everything I’ve heard Am say to her in front of me, but nothing is coming to me.
I grab my phone from the counter and text Sam.
Luke: How come Penny won’t eat? Is there a word Am uses?
Sam: So you stayed the night at Amelia’s, huh?
Normally I would ask you if it was good, but I really don’t want to know.
Why don’t you ask her what to say?
Luke: She’s sleeping, and I don’t want to disturb her.
Do you know or not, asshole?
Sam: Want me to wake her up? I don’t care if she’s mad at me.
Actually, she’ll probably take it out on you.
Maybe I should . . .
Luke: Remind me why we’re friends.
I’ll figure it out
Sam: You’re so easy to rile up
Try break or okay—sometimes I hear her use both of those.
Luke: Thank you, fuck face
Are you going to tell me why Abby seemed so mad at you?
Sam: . . .
Luke: . . .