Page 86 of The Foul Out

Me: I have a job for us.

Me: It’s going to suck.

Cam: What else is new?

Me: GIF of a man rolling his eyes

Me: You have the best job and the best boss.

Cam: …

Me: How am I not the best?

Cam: Is this really the job you want me to do? Tell you how you’re not the best?

Me: GIF of a dude flipping off the camera

Me: Call me.

Crabby: You’re going to be crushed but I have an IEP meeting so Zara is bringing Sam today.

Me: Photo of Kyle in a green shirt making a pouting face.

Crabby: With a smile and wink that shirt would melt anyone into a puddle.

Me: Video of Kyle winking at the camera.

Dumpty added Dragon to Baseball Bros

Dumpty: Sorry man but you gotta see this.

Dumpty: Pic of a man’s hands decorated in Revs blue polish

Bambi: Whoa! How did you get that done

Dumpty: Not me. That’s Streaks.

New Guy: nail polish??

Me: Piper did them for me. I dare any of you assholes to make a comment.

Angel Boy: She did a great job.

Dumpty: Yeah no I wasn’t mocking them.

Bambi: Can she do mine?

Dragon: Piper is cute. She’s got talent. Glad you’re happy.

Dragon left Baseball Bros

Bambi: I think that was Avery. That was too many words for Dragon.

Dumpty: Dude I just said that.

Angel Boy: He did.

New Guy: Wait…did you guys not invite me to the hockey game tonight?

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