Page 42 of That Reunited Feeling

Not the point.

RACHEL(10.18 AM)

And rich.

ME (10.18 AM)

Even less the point.

RACHEL (10.18 AM)

You loved him once.

ME (10.19 AM)

Now that IS the point. He broke my fucking heart. And you know it.

RACHEL (10.19 AM)

You can’t change the past. You can only change the now and the future.

ME (10.20 AM)

If living in California makes you say things like that I’m not moving.

RACHEL (10.20 AM)

Yes you are! Did you fill out the forms for the trial and send them back?

ME (10.21 AM)

Yup. Haven’t told Dylan. Waiting till they get back with final confirmation.

RACHEL (10.21 AM)

Great. And in the meantime, Tom can be your Bridge Man.

ME (10.21 AM)

My what?

RACHEL (10.22 AM)

Your Bridge Man. The man you won’t spend your life with, but will make you feel great after your last shitty relationship and be a bridge to get you in the right frame of mind for meeting the forever guy.

ME (10.22 AM)

More California mumbo jumbo?

RACHEL (10.23AM)

It’s true. He’s the perfect Bridge Man – hot, rich, you once loved him, and you’re only in the same place for a couple months, and never have to see each other again. PERFECT Bridge Man. Go get him. *three kissy-face emojis*

ME (10.23 AM)

*eye roll emoji*

Ridiculous. She’s ridiculous.

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