Page 18 of Unforgivable

Miscreant

Tell me one of your dirtiest fantasies.

Me

A threesome with Bert and Ernie.

Miscreant

So are you still a virgin?

Me

I’ve yet to be sacrificed to a volcano, so…

His other inquiries were more thought-provoking, and I found I didn't mind those so much. God knew why, but I actually looked forward to some of the questions that stimulated debate between us. As vile as I knew he could be, he managed to surprise me as the days went on.

Miscreant

So did you think Thanos was right in snapping half the universe into dust?

Me

What?? No! He was a mass murderer. Period.

Miscreant

He was able to bring untold prosperity and peace to billions of beings. He's a hero. The true Avenger.

Me

Of course you'd think he was a hero. He was Charles Manson with a scrotum face. Billions of creatures died because of him.

Miscreant

But they didn't suffer. Thanos was a humanitarian who didn't want people to needlessly suffer and die a slow death from lack of resources. He was for the good of the many.

Me

Look, you psycho. Thanos had no right to play god and take away people's right to fight for their survival. He upset the natural balance of the universe by committing mass genocide, so who's to say he didn't make things worse? Especially for the survivors who lost their loved ones.

Miscreant

Ouch. Name calling is a low blow, Evans. Remind me if we're ever dying from lack of food and overpopulation not to put you in charge of the Infinity Stones.

Me

You know you'd only have a 50/50 chance of surviving the snap, right?

Miscreant

Eh, I'd take a dusting for the team. Would you miss me, Sweetness?

Me

Not even if I needed a kidney transplant and you were my only match.

Miscreant

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