He shrugged and gave me a helpless look. “She said she wanted to dance.”
“I did,” she said, moving to E who greeted her with his gentle smile and kiss. She snuggled against his chest on his lap at the kitchen table. He was quick to wrap his arms around her and hold her against him, the smile still on his face.
I winked at her, making her grin widen, before looking back to Enzo.
“Dinner and dancing?” I asked.
Enzo smiled, the old version of him shining through. “Yeah. We also went to the toy store on the way home.”
“Ooh, what did you get?” Cole called out. “Remote control truck? A robot that shoots lasers out of his eyes—”
“Cole.” I laughed. “Adulttoys.”
Cole crinkled his brows. “Adults can play with RC trucks and robots too, Foxy boy.”
Enzo handed Cole the bag he’d been holding. “Check this out, buddy.”
We watched as Cole opened the bag and stared inside.
“Oh,” he said. “Adulttoys. Right. Well, uh, there’s a dick in this bag. Foxy boy, you have some competition.”
I grinned at him as I took the bag and peered inside. Sure enough, there was a dildo inside along with lube, a vibrator, and a package I pulled out to examine.
“What the hell is this?” I asked, already knowing the answer but needing clarification on exactly who it was for.
“Oh, that’s my, um, dick,” Rosalie called out.
Cole let out a burst of laughter and took the strap-on from me. “Seriously? Who are you planning on fucking?”
“You,” she answered innocently, blinking her big green eyes at him.
Silence descended over the room.
“Oh. Uh, well.” Cole wrinkled his nose as he stared down at the contraption and grew quiet again. I glanced at Enzo, who winked at me, then to E, who raised his eyebrows.
“Fuck it.” Cole got up, pulled his t-shirt off, and pushed his pajamas down his legs, his boxers following. “I’ll try anything once. Twice to make sure the first time wasn’t a fluke.”
He went to Rosalie completely naked and handed her the strap-on before bending over the table.
“Take me to pound town, Rosebud. My ass is your train. Ride it, baby.”
It took everything within my power to not burst into laughter. It looked like Enzo and E were struggling like I was.
Rosalie blinked in disbelief at Cole before looking to the strap-on.
“It was a joke,” she said weakly.
“No jokes when it comes to us fucking,” Cole said, looking over his shoulder at her. “So come fuck me, baby.”
“I-I wouldn’t even know how. . .”
“You’re looking at a dick pro, baby. I’ll help you. And if I can’t, one of these assholes can.” Cole wiggled his ass for her. “You get my virginity, baby. Take it. It’s yours.”
Rosalie visibly swallowed. She was uncomfortable, her cheeks flaming red. I wasn’t so sure she wasn’t going to flee from the room.
She breathed out.
“OK,” she said. “I’ll, uh, need a minute. Give me ten minutes then meet me in my bedroom.”