Page 51 of Her Older Sheikh

Madeleine visibly holds her breath.

"I'm this really dumb girl—-"

Andie blinks like my words have instantly sobered her up."Okaaaay."

"Like really, really, dumb, that I can't even think of anything to worry about." Just saying the words make me feel all tingly inside.

Oh, if only that could be true!

"Is the kinky part coming next?" Daria asks hopefully.

I nod vigorously in answer, and Nik's wife brightens up. "Go on then."

"So there's me, this innocent and super-dumb girl—-" I beam and point to myself for emphasis. "And one day, I go to my doctor—-"

All three girls groan.

"I'm just getting started," I protest.

"You suck at thinking kinky," Andie complains.

"But you haven't yet heard the good part!"

Madeleine looks at me dubiously. "What's good about visiting your doctor—-"

"Everything," I exclaim with a laugh.

Daria glances at my friends. "I think she's really, reallysmashed."

I find myself pouting at her words, and that's when I realize...

Oh.

Since I've never been the type to pout, maybe Iamdrunk.

But...

Who cares?

I still have a kinky fantasy to share with my friends, and so I keep on pouting.

"Will you guys just let me finish first?"

Water spills over the edge of the Jacuzzi as I jump to my feet.

"So...where was I?"

"You're a dumb girl," Andie says while making a face, "and then you went to the doctor—-"

I clap my hands in delight.

"Yes, exactly,aaaaand..." I do my best to parrot the sound of a drumroll, and the other girls double over in laughter.

"My doctor happens to be a super,superhot—-"

Daria lets out a whoop. "Now, we're talking!"

"Conscienceless prick——"

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