HENRY: You do realize I’m dating Blake, right?
I rolled my eyes.
AIDEN: Of course. Actually, send those to him too and get him to weigh in
HENRY: Omg, what are these even for?
I flopped down on the bed as I responded.
AIDEN: Must a guy have a reason to send his best friend pictures of his ass?
Henry replied with just my name, in all caps. I sighed.
AIDEN: Ugh, fine. I’m trying to figure out which angle to use for a video I’m gonna record.Which one says, I’m a little slut Daddy, please pound my boyhole within an inch of its life?
Henry took a moment to respond to that.
HENRY: I can’t believe you just made me read those words with my eyes
HENRY:I feel like I need to bleach them.
I snickered.
AIDEN: Would you prefer pussy? Or cunt? Ooh, or boy box, I’ve seen that too
HENRY: Oh my god NO.I would not prefer any of those. I already had to have a talk with Blake about the word boy pussy, I can’t believe the universe is subjecting me to this more than once
AIDEN: Obviously, the universe thinks you need to be more open-minded
HENRY: Or it’s telling me to get new friends
AIDEN: Ugh, fine. No more boy pussies. Only clinical terms from now on
AIDEN: Now will you please tell me which angle more accurately conveys, Man Who Is Not Biologically Related to Me but to Whom I Refer with Terms of Filial Affection, I need your erect penis to penetrate my lubricated anus and thrust into my rectum repeatedly before filling it with a large volume of ejaculate?
HENRY: I hate you.So much.
I laughed.
AIDEN: That’s fine, but that’s still not an answer
HENRY: Ugh, I guess if I had to choose, I’d go with the hands and knees angle. From like, a director’s perspective, it’s a wider shot, which makes you look smaller in comparison. So if you’re really into the whole Daddy/boy thing, I’d go with that
AIDEN: I’m not INTO it
AIDEN: It’s just what people want to see
I wasn’t sure why, but it seemed important that he knew that.
AIDEN: And I’m into getting tips. I’d pretend to be into vore if that was what people wanted
HENRY: I don’t know what vore is, and I don’t think I want to
Before I could explain, he texted again.
HENRY: AND DON’T TELL ME
HENRY: I know you’re about to, but my brain has been scarred enough by this conversation already