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Mr. Jay Kenton
Dad, no. Please stop.
FrankieKenton
Keep ‘em coming, Will!
MommyDogg
Will’s been saving these up all week. You’re just lucky they’re egg jokes and not wedding jokes. I’m looking at you @SamDogg and @FayeMoyo.
SamDogg
Sorry @FayeMoyo, you can mute them if you want
I glanced up from my phone to find Sam watching me from across the tour bus kitchen, amusement dancing in his eyes as he sipped his morning tea.
"Your family is chaos," I informed him, even as I saved Will's joke to my growing collection.
"Our family now," he corrected. "At least according to Karen's latest text."
As if on cue, my phone buzzed again.
MommyDogg
@FAYEMOYO HONEY WHEN ARE YOU COMING FOR DINNER?
MommyDogg
Sorry, I hit caps. You know, none of you visit enough. When was the last time we all had dinner together?
JamesDogg
Thanksgiving. We literally were all together for thanksgiving.
MommyDogg
But we missed Christmas! Sam was away and Hayden and Kat had to take the kids to London to visit her parents. I miss you all!
LittleDogg
I don’t.
MommyDogg
Ignore your sister. She’s annoyed that she has to go back to school next week.
DaddyDogg
WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD?
DaddyDogg
BECAUSE HE WAS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!
Mr. JayKenton
Speaking of dinner...
