Page 38 of New Year's Faye

Mr. Jay Kenton

Dad, no. Please stop.

FrankieKenton

Keep ‘em coming, Will!

MommyDogg

Will’s been saving these up all week. You’re just lucky they’re egg jokes and not wedding jokes. I’m looking at you @SamDogg and @FayeMoyo.

SamDogg

Sorry @FayeMoyo, you can mute them if you want

I glanced up from my phone to find Sam watching me from across the tour bus kitchen, amusement dancing in his eyes as he sipped his morning tea.

"Your family is chaos," I informed him, even as I saved Will's joke to my growing collection.

"Our family now," he corrected. "At least according to Karen's latest text."

As if on cue, my phone buzzed again.

MommyDogg

@FAYEMOYO HONEY WHEN ARE YOU COMING FOR DINNER?

MommyDogg

Sorry, I hit caps. You know, none of you visit enough. When was the last time we all had dinner together?

JamesDogg

Thanksgiving. We literally were all together for thanksgiving.

MommyDogg

But we missed Christmas! Sam was away and Hayden and Kat had to take the kids to London to visit her parents. I miss you all!

LittleDogg

I don’t.

MommyDogg

Ignore your sister. She’s annoyed that she has to go back to school next week.

DaddyDogg

WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN AN AWARD?

DaddyDogg

BECAUSE HE WAS OUTSTANDING IN HIS FIELD!

Mr. JayKenton

Speaking of dinner...

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