Page 111 of The Christmas You Crash

What? You’d be balls-deep in your woman, too, if you weren’t such a monk.

Sebastian

I’m not a monk.

Logan

When’s the last time you took a woman home, Navarro?

Sebastian

When’s the last time you DIDN’T, Byrne?

Maddox

Children. Stop fighting.

Griffin

Sorry, Daddy.

Maddox

Fuck, Wright. I’m your goddamn best friend. If you ever call me daddy again, I’m going to kick your ass.

Griffin

Oooh, kinky.

Maddox

I can’t believe my sister agreed to room with you.

Logan

I can’t, either. Mira is way too cool to be slumming it with Wright.

Sebastian

There’s no accounting for taste.

Griffin

All the women I’ve been with say I taste incredible. So, ha.

Maddox

FFS. I’m kicking you out of the chat.

Griffin has been removed from the chat

Maddox

Much better.

Logan

Great. Now he won’t stop blowing up my phone. I’m adding him back.

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