Monica
The fact that it isn’t California.
Winny
I hear Colorado is the new Cali.
Monica
According to whom? The people who had to move out of LA because it was too expensive?
Nancy
Careful, Monica. Your privilege is showing.
Monica
My privilege? Come visit my studio apartment and we will see about that.
Nancy
Speaking of convincing Catalina to come visit, I have a mansion.
Monica
Yeah because it’s ARKANSAS.
I fight a laugh as I respond.
Me
Wish I could see you all soon, but I’m staying in Lake Wisteria for the month.
Monica
WHAT?
Nancy
Since when?
Winny
And you planned on telling us this news when exactly…?
Me
I just agreed to take the job a couple of weeks ago.
Me
Seemed easier to stay put and help my sister with anything she might need for the wedding.
Nancy
You’re a good sister.
Me