Page 138 of A Little Complicated

I grimace.

Me

Is it obvious?

Reeves

You have no fucking idea. ;) I have one condition.

Me

What’s your condition?

Reeves

You bring your new roommates.

Me

Since when do I have roommates?

Reeves

Since I saw them unloading their shit earlier.

Me

Caught that, did you?

Reeves

I like to stay up to date on my neighbors’ comings and goings.

I snort and type my response.

Me

Of course you do. Fine. I’ll bring them.

Reeves

You gonna introduce me to them?

Me

Do I have to?

Reeves

Obviously.

Me

You’re a horn dog.

Reeves

Would you expect anything less?

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