Page 328 of The Christmas Wife

THE PRETEND CHRISTMAS BRIDE

L. STEELE

For the g00d girls who

love a morally grey man

who’ll t1e y0u up and

worship y0u like

the goddess y0u are!

Because you asked,

here’s a count of relevant words:

The ‘F’ word = 96 times

The ‘p’ word = 55 times

No of times he calls her"my wife" = 87 times

No of pages with groveling = 50!!!!

Chapters with sp1cy scenes

Ch. 23, 25, 26, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 35, 36,

37, 40, 41, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 55

SPOTIFY PLAYLIST

Pray - Jaden Hossler(L. Steele’s note: I see this as Edward’s anthem)

Jealous Guy - The Weekend( L. Steele’s note: This... this song... is everything Edward feels for Mira)

All the Good Girls Go to Hell - Billie Eilish

Ceilings - Lizzy McAlpine

Maria Maria – Santana ft. The Product G&B(look up the Fabio Rodrigues cover too)

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

New Year’s Day - Taylor Swift

Old Money - Lana Del Ray

Lithium – Evanescence

Somebody Else - The 1975

Something in the Way – Nirvana

Sleeping Beauty Waltz – Tchaikovsky

Angels & Demons – Jaden Hossler

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