ThunderStruck: Okay. Are you the type of person who goes to church every Sunday but listens to death metal music while you’re working on spreadsheets?
ElizaBeth: Excel isn’t a strength. I Google shortcuts every time I have to use it, but death metal has its moments.
ThunderStruck: When’s the last time you shared a recipe on Facebook, and what crockpot meal was it for?
ElizaBeth: LOL. Not a single time in my life, and I don’t own a crockpot. I should probably get one, tho. I hear they’re nice. Also, are these actual things our coworkers have done? Or are you pulling shit out of thin air?
ThunderStruck: I’m not at liberty to say.
ElizaBeth: Oh my God. Now I’m scared.
ThunderStruck: Have you ever left a one-star review on Amazon for a pair of toenail clippers because you didn’t feel like they cut smooth enough?
ElizaBeth: Oh, sweet Jesus. I do not want to know who this is about.
ThunderStruck: Dean Marks from Accounting.
ElizaBeth: I said I didn’t want to know!
ThunderStruck: And I said I wanted to know who you are. Maybe if you tell me now, I won’t have to tell you about Donny Lewis in Public Relations.
ElizaBeth: What if I am Donny Lewis?
ThunderStruck: Then you’re a bit of a closet freak with a balloon fetish.
ElizaBeth: BALLOON FETISH? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
ThunderStruck: Haha, I guess we can cross Donny off the list.
ElizaBeth: You’re cruel.
ThunderStruck: So are you.
ElizaBeth: Does it help if I confirm that I’m a woman?
ThunderStruck: It definitely helps me feel a little better about spending my late nights talking to you, at least.
ElizaBeth: Late nightS? As in, you’re planning on more?
ThunderStruck: I guess I’ll have to if you really won’t tell me who you are.
My stomach dances. The excited crush-holder inside me wants to keep this conversation going forever, but the emboldened woman behind the keyboard knows better. Anticipation makesthe heart grow fonder, and if I want Beau fond of me, I need to drag this out as long as possible.
ElizaBeth: Goodnight, Beau. Thanks for the nightmares.
ThunderStruck: Goodnight, Mystery Woman.
Despite my better judgment, I sent him one final message.
ElizaBeth: Goodnight but not goodbye?
ThunderStruck: There’ll be more Midnight chats. I’ll make sure of it.
His words probably shouldn’t make me feel so damn happy, but they do.Sigh.
Two nights ago, Beau messaged me on Midnight, and I haven’t stopped thinking about what our babies will look like since.
For the last forty-eight hours, I’ve checked the chat every hour on the hour, hoping for another message from him, and so far, nada.