I’m not joking, give me names and I’ll make them disappear
Kira
Let’s focus on the mission here: would you makemy first kiss good?
Hunter
Kira…
Kira
That’s not even my name
It’ll just be our secret, forever
All I want for Christmas is a good first kiss, and I think you’re the man for the job
Hunter
I’m old
Kira
I promise I don’t care as long as you’re nice
Chapter 2
Hunter
Kira—orwhatever this girl’s name is—wants to meet me right then and there. Since it’s late and I’m in the middle of a project, I ask her if she can wait until the morning.
We exchange seventy-three text messages before she falls asleep.
Kira
There’s a nice big parking lot just off campus
Hunter
Campus?
There’s a longpause before she writes back.
Kira
Ridge College
Hunter
Do you work there?
If the answer is no, I know I need to find a way out of this. I have no business kissing a college student.
Kira
Yeah in the Admissions office
I let out a huge sigh of relief and shake my head. She’s still too young for me, but I can give her a really good date before making it clear I’d prefer to date in my own age range.