Page 4 of Unwrapping His Naughty Secret

Hunter

Fuck

Kira

Is that a no?

Hunter

That’s a… “I’m too old for you, kid”

Kira

Not the dreaded *kid*

Hunter

I didn’t reach out to you to be a creep

Kira

If anything, I’m the creep here!

Hunter

Universally, everyone would agree that the 42-year-old man trying to get a date with a 25-year-old girl is the creep

Kira

But it’s not a date, it’s just a kiss! It’s a two-minute good deed

Hunter

I promise, you don’t wantme to kiss you

Kira

Do you have bad breath?

Hunter

No

Kira

Would you call me a bitch or a slut or threaten me with unprotected sex?

Hunter

Jesus

No. Also, I want you to get off this app immediately

Kira

Okay, Daddy

Hunter

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