I can’t help it.
I like riling you up.
Toni:
Clearly.
Me:
I’ve ridden my Harley across 30 states.
Toni:
Okay.
Me:
I got in my first bar fight when I was fourteen.
My road name is Memphis.
Toni:
Fourteen? Seriously?
Me:
I don’t know.
Maybe.
Toni:
Wait-
Are you doing that game we played the night we met where we tell two
truths and a lie?
Me:
That’d be the one.
Toni:
I find it hard to believe that you were in a bar fight at fourteen.
Me:
I was actually twelve.
Toni:
Twelve? Are you kidding me?
Me:
Nope.