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I can’t help it.

I like riling you up.

Toni:

Clearly.

Me:

I’ve ridden my Harley across 30 states.

Toni:

Okay.

Me:

I got in my first bar fight when I was fourteen.

My road name is Memphis.

Toni:

Fourteen? Seriously?

Me:

I don’t know.

Maybe.

Toni:

Wait-

Are you doing that game we played the night we met where we tell two

truths and a lie?

Me:

That’d be the one.

Toni:

I find it hard to believe that you were in a bar fight at fourteen.

Me:

I was actually twelve.

Toni:

Twelve? Are you kidding me?

Me:

Nope.