What gave it away?
Liam
Definitely not that blazer you wore again last night. Think you burnt my retinas, Mitchell.
Me
I can give you a reference for an ophthalmologist if you need one.
Liam
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Me
Glow in the dark condoms DO exist!!!!
Liam
I stopped in for milk but made a detour for the latex. Now you can say your life is complete.
Me
This made my whole day!
Liam
Is the bar that low?
Me
No. I’m just really fascinated by this whole phenomenon and the reasoning behind it.
Are you going to Friends and Family night?
Liam
Don’t really have a choice.
Me
Are you bringing people?
Liam
Back to the Twenty Questions game, I see.
I’m coming alone.
Me
Oh. That’s sad. Nobody should go alone.
Liam
When you think about it, we’re all alone.
Me