GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN(DAMENTAL RIGHTS) AND GOOD SEX
Me
Guess who is the new rinkside reporter for the Stars?
Lexi
What the FUCK?
Maven
Are you serious??
Emmy
Oh my god, Piper. That’s incredible.
Maven
How did that happen??? Details??
Me
It’s been a wild few days. I have so much to catch you all up on. Doug and Charlie got fired. I got promoted. Bradley is a hero. This doesn’t sound like real life.
Lexi
I’m crying for you.
Maven
It’s so well deserved. A long time coming.
Emmy
Fuck Doug and Charlie.
Lexi
Seriously. Fuck them!
Maven
Let’s celebrate!!!!
Emmy
Not tonight. I’m in LA for a game and am selfish enough to want to be included. You’re not allowed to hang out without me.
Me
Wouldn’t dream of it, Em. This weekend sounds perfect.
Lexi
Go buy a bottle of champagne or something, Piper!
Emmy