Page 167 of Power Play

Liam

Girl code. What kind of stuff do you all talk about at these hang outs?

Me

Are you asking if we talk about you?

Liam

No.

Yes

Me

Someone is nosy.

Liam

I prefer curious.

Me

We do talk about you. Nothing bad, though.

It’s really just an academic discussion on the validity of glow in the dark condoms.

Liam

Grant just asked why I’m laughing.

Me

Did you tell him it’s because you’re ill and losing your mind?

Liam

I will now.

Me

Can I tell you a secret?

Liam

Does my mascara make me look like a raccoon?

Me

Close.

Liam

You hate the glow in the dark condoms?

Me

Closer!

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