You’re doodling my name in a journal, aren’t you?
Me
Guilty.
Do you drink coffee? What’s your favorite food? Which is better, breakfast or dinner?
Liam
Yes. Meatball sub. Breakfast.
Me
Great! Now I know everything about you! Should be easy to convince people we’re in a relationship when I have no clue how to take your coffee.
With eight sugars and extra pumps of vanilla, probably.
Liam
Black.
Me
Darn. So close.
Liam
Point taken. Send me your address. I’ll come by after weight training.
Me
Could we maybe add in another lesson? One that doesn’t involve ice skating but you on your knees?
Liam
One orgasm and you’re learning to speak your mind?
Glad my fingers can give you some confidence.
Me
I’m going to hide now.
See you later!
GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN(DAMENTAL) RIGHTS AND GOOD SEX
Maven
Dinner tonight? June is at a friend’s house and Dallas is out of town for an away game. I’m bored.
Emmy
I’m in Pittsburgh with a bowl of room service pasta.
Lexi
I’m sorry to hear that.