Page 11 of Power Play

Maverick

Calm down there, Red. Your team has to win games before you can call yourself the enemy. How does your 1-6 start to the season feel?

Emmy

You’re on the couch tonight.

G-Money

Oooh, Miller is in trouble.

Riley

Get a room you two.

Me

For the love of god. Someone block me. Please.

Easy E

Wouldn’t help, Goalie Daddy. We’re always going to find you.

Hudson

Do you talk to women that way, Ethan?

Me

No. He drools all over himself and uses his right hand.

G-Money

God damn. That’s why you’re never leaving the chat. Your one-liners are witty as shit.

Maverick

Don’t be late tomorrow.

Easy E

I’m bringing hot dogs in memory of Dave’s Dogs. RIP to a real one.

Hudson

He didn’t die.

Easy E

Might as well have. The hot dogs at the other places in the arena suck. Frank’s Franks are fucking trash.

*G-Money has changed the name of the chat to Professional Stick Handlers Because Puck Kings Isn’t Inclusive RIP Dave’s Dogs*

G-Money

That’s a mouthful, but we can make it work.

Me

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