Page 69 of Tav

“That’s an interesting use of that,” Switch says loudly, his eyes glued to what’s happening to Hammer’s balls.

“Turn him, boys!” Chewy demands, and the boys jump to attention.

Well, they try. Now that Hammer is all oiled up, he’s also really damn slippery. Meaning Rhodie, Savage and Dex are having a hard time maneuvering him.

“Fuck’s sake, get a grip on him!” Pops yells from his position in a chair next to the dildo table.

There’s a lot of grunting happening. Hammer is trying to wriggle his way out of their hold, the other three frantically trying to wrestle him onto the cross.

“Ew fuck! His balls touched me!” Dex grunts and then shoves him off of him, right into Savage.

I know I shouldn’t laugh, but I can’t help the honk that comes out of me, followed by giggles and a snort. I’m not the only one. Rider has just spit out a mouthful of brownie and is clutching his stomach.

“For fuck’s sake,” Pops says under his breath before he storms over, grips Hammer in the soft spot under his arm, swings his leg out and brings it down onto Hammer’s, causing him to stumble face first into the cross. “You’re welcome,” Pops grumbles.

Rhodie secures him finally, and Chewy gets to work, oiling up the back of Hammer. “Might want to put your coveralls on when you dump him,” she says, not looking at anyone in particular, just concentrating on getting Hammer all lubed up.

“Savage and Dex, you guys wanted to be hands on with his one, huh?”

They both nod at Chewy, jaws clenching.

“Awesome. Would you please hold his ass cheeks open for me?” She asks so sweetly, just as a Barry White song starts up.

“Uuuummmm,” Savage and Dex look at each other in bewilderment. Actually, everyone is. There isn’t even a smart ass comment from Rider.

“Come again?” Dex squeaks out.

“That’s what she said,” Pops adds, elbowing Marx and grinning. Marx just rolls his eyes and crosses his arms over his broad chest.

Chewy pushes her goggles up on to the top of her head, her curls sticking out all over the place. “I need you to spread his ass cheeks. Please.” She says this patiently, as if talking to children.

“Um, and if we don’t?”

“Then I won’t be able to lube his asshole. It’s really an integral part of the plan,” she stares at them, and then at Hammer’s shiny ass.

“Listen boys, that asshole holds the key to getting Officer Fuckwit off our cases. If you want him gone, you’ll spread that ass,”

Hammer must hear the growl in Pops’ voice because he whimpers a little. Savage and Dex share a look, then a glare around the room.

“This doesn’t leave this room. And not one word to my Ol Lady because I’ll never fucking live it down, got it?” Savage gives everyone the stink eye.

Everyone nods, Rider even goes so far as to zip his lips, lock them and then throw away the key. Both men step up to either side of Hammer, grip a cheek each, and pry them apart. I turn my head, because the last thing I want to look into is a hairy asshole.

“Pops, my beautiful assistant, can I please have our secret weapon?” Chewy coos at Pops, who bounces up and shuffles to the table.

He busies himself putting gloves on. “What do you think is in there?” I mumble to Tav, turning my head slightly to look at him.

“Babe, it’s Pops, it could be any-fucking-thing,” he whispers back, his hot breath on the shell of my ear sending a bolt of electricity straight to my panties.

“What the fuck, is that a used condom!?” Tank yells out, as Pops holds exactly that. A used condom pinched between his thumb and forefinger.

“Yes, yes, it is. Jules helped me find the hooker that Officer Fuckface frequents. All I had to do was sweet talk her into throwing the used Jimmy out of the car window into my waiting hands and ‘Operation Fuck Officer Martin’ was put into motion,” Pops says proudly.

“I did not see that coming. Did you?” Vic asks Chris and Dom who both shake their heads.

“OK. So the plan is I’m going to fuck his ass with this,” Chewy waves the black dildo around in her hand, “Then I’m going to place the condom in his ass.”

There’s a collective intake of breath and even a few hisses.

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