Page 82 of What if I Told You

“A scrotum,” Bear answers easily to their group’s delight. “Next.”

Tate holds up the next card and Ella reads it aloud. “Ta hit sand as. Ta hit sand as.”

The most adorable smile spreads across her face and I can tell the moment she hears what’s she’s saying. Pointing to her tits, she proclaims, “Tits and ass!”

“Yes!” Dex and Rory shout in tandem. “Great job!”

“And that’s time,” Tate announces, looking at the stopwatch feature on her phone. “Alright, who’s next?”

“We’ll go next,” I say, raising my hand. I give a fist bump to Oliver, Charlee, Ada, and Colby as we prepare to out play team one.

Quinton takes the bag of phrases and holds up the first one for us. Colby gives it a try.

“Add hooch beg.”

“A douche bag!” Ada jumps up and down clapping.

Quinton’s eyes grow and he smiles. “Damn that was fast. Okay next!”

The next card goes to Oliver to read. “Spain come mead had dee” His brows furrow as he says the phrase again. “Spain come mead had dee.”

Charlee gasps and asks Oliver to say it one more time to be sure.

“Spain come mead had dee.”

She laughs. “Spank me, daddy!”

Oliver cracks up. “What the fuck? How did you hear that? I couldn’t figure that out for the life of me!”

“Next one! Next one!” Quinton holds the next phrase up quickly and I point to it eagerly saying it out loud.

“We ewe haunts om puss sea.”

Griffin, Ledger, Hawken, and Milo crack up laughing obviously knowing exactly what I’m saying, but I have to say it again because hell if I’ve figured it out yet.”

“Pussy something,” I hear Charlee mumble next to me.

“We ewe haunts om puss sea.”

“You haunt pussy?” Colby guesses but Quinton shakes his head.

Oliver rubs his hands together. “Okay say it again but slower.”

“Weeeee ewe haunts om pusssssea”

Ada squeals and throws her hands up in the air. “Let me here ya say HEY! We want some pussy!”

Everyone laughs at the 2 Live Crew song reference and Ella glances at me. When my eyes finally meet hers, she bursts out laughing again and nearly falls off the stool she’s sitting on. I can’t help but laugh right along with her because there’s no way in hell that was a coincidence.

“You got me, babe,” I tell her with a defeated shake of my head and a smirk on my face. “You got me on that one.”

“I can NOT believe you didn’t catch that one!” She cackles.

“Uh oh,” Scarlett laughs. “Is there a story behind that one that we need to know about?”

“Nope!” I shake my head adamantly, feeling my cheeks heat. “Nothing anyone needs to know.”

“Okay then our group is going next! This has been too funny to watch.”

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