Page 96 of What if I Told You

Girl don’t sell yourself short! You took those guys by the balls!

Ada

Kins is right. You managed those balls better than a lot of them. And they certainly didn’t mind throwing balls at a girl. LOL!

Me

Right? Geesh! To be fair, I did have a few of them ask before we went out there if it was ok. They didn’t want to hurt me and they did feel bad throwing balls at me but I told them fair is fair and besides, I had a huge furry face to soften the blow. LOL

Rory

Well pat yourself on the back and then take a nice hot bath. You totally deserve it!

Me

ha-ha funny you say that as I’m currently sitting in Auggie’s bathtub.

Charlee

Uh oh! Don’t let us interrupt anything! #ballplayofadifferentsort

Me

BAAHAHAHAHA I promise you’re not. Auggie went to the gym downstairs for his evening workout so it’s just me and some music and some candles.

Kinsley

Sounds like heaven! Nutsack never lets me get a bath with candles. He’s why I can’t have nice things.

Me

Nutsack. Is that what you call Quinton these days?

Kinsley

LOL! No. Nutsack is my cat. He’s a hairless cat and he’s nothing but trouble.

Ada

Don’t you knock on my little nutsack, Kinsley! He’s an adorable little man.

Kinsley

Oh, I don’t disagree. He’s lucky he’s cute!

Me

You know next time I see Auggie’s nutsack I’m going to look at it as if it’s an adorable little man, right? Don’t think I can unsee that now.

Kinsley

*smiles* You’re welcome!

Charlee

Well, enjoy your bath, Ella. Have a wonderfully peaceful soak and enjoy the peace and quiet. I imagine once Auggie gets home, it won’t be quiet for long.

Me

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