Page 70 of What if I Told You

Dude, we can’t see you, Magallan. If you need morning head, get it! What’s going on Auggie?

Me

I kissed Ella.

Bear

That’s your mayday?

Griffin

DUDE! That’s huge! Way to go soldier!

Ledger

Yeah man! You made the move. Congrats!

Oliver

What brought that on? When Scarlett and I saw her, she was crying.

Me

Date gone wrong. The son of a bitch told her she was a bad kisser.

Harrison

Ouch. What a douche.

Griffin

Bastard. Who is this guy. I’d like to kick his ass for her.

Me

Yeah. She was in one of those moods where she was just ranting about this guy and then brought up the other night in Vancouver when I was telling her about pleasuring my partners and how she thought I was going to kiss her but then I didn’t kiss her and then she said I didn’t want her either and she felt like the biggest loser and I couldn’t fucking help myself. She looked so fucking sad and me not wanting her is the farthest thing from the truth.

Bear

So, you kissed her instead of talking to her.

Me

Yeah. And I may have done more than kiss her.

Griffin

What’s that supposed to mean?

Ledger

I mean are we talking like you kissed her and then made her a sandwich after or…?

Bear

Did you take her to Pound Town but the gate was locked and you couldn’t gain access?

Ledger

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