Page 9 of Riot

Kitten:

Hey, that’s still young!

Adorable.

Me:

Now you’re just being kind

Kitten:

Did you get anything nice for your birthday?

Completely adorable.

Me:

My sister FedEx’d me Jumbo’s Hot Dogs all the way from Florida

Kitten:

Wow, I’ve never heard of them

Me:

They’re the best. Nevada got me a fleshlight

Kitten:

A flashlight?

Me:

Nope. A fleshlight

Kitten:

What’s that?

I palm the back of my head, my dick hardening when I think of me using it while thinking about her.

Me:

It’s a sex toy for men

Kitten:

Oh my

I smirk. I love shocking her. My little kitten might think that she’s ready for a biker, but I know for a fact she’d be shocked if she knew what I wanted to do with her. I don’t need to be a genius to know she’s vanilla. And I can do vanilla. I can eat that vanilla ice cream all day long. But I also wanna corrupt her just a little bit in the bedroom. When I imagine using the fleshlight with her watching, I almost come in my pants.

Me:

They’re jerks. They think they’re hilarious

Kitten:

Boys will be boys

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