Page 56 of We Are All Sinners

I spring up from the couch just as Liam starts kicking his legs. His heel lands right on my forehead!

“Ow, fucker!” I yell as I grab my head.

“What the fuck man! You can’t grab a man’s cock and balls when he is dead asleep and not get kicked in the face!” Liam shouts.

“What the hell is going on down here?” Emily shouts, coming down the stairs with Evie on her heels, both yawning and wiping the sleep from their eyes, while we freeze in place, looking like deer in headlights.

It finally clicks when I see their eyes widen and dart down to our... well, our lack of clothing.

I snatch the blanket off the couch while Liam frantically grabs two pillows, one covering his butt and the other awkwardly positioned in front of him like a very desperate shield.

“We uh, I uh…” I look to Liam who looks as confused as I do.

The girls burst out laughing.

“It’s cool, you sleep nude. Good to know!” Emily smile widens as she walks towards the kitchen eyeing Liam.

Evie chuckles as another long yawn escapes while she follows behind her friend.

“Holy shit! Thank you, guys, for cleaning up!” I hear Emily holler as they both whisper shout about how perfect we are.

Maybe not the exact words they used, but I heard what I heard!

I look around for my clothes and start to remember why I’m naked. I stripped them off around four this morning when it felt like a fucking sauna in here.

I finally find my phone and see I have a missed call from Noah.

I tap on his name and hit dial to call him back while also struggling to dress at the same time.

He answers on the first ring: “You guys never picked up the donuts! We’re on our way over with them. It’s already eight-thirty, and we need to hit the road before you and Evie do!”

“Fuck, sorry man! We’re up now, thanks! See you in a few.” I say, already bracing myself for the inevitable chaos of being behind schedule.

I finish getting dressed and glance over at Liam, who’s wrestling with his sweats and ends up tumbling back onto the couch like he just lost a wrestling match.

“Did you get hot as fuck last night?” He grumbles as he stands back up putting his t-shirt over his head.

“Yeah, I need a fucking shower, I still feel like I have swamp ass!”

“You can do that after you get pipsqueak on board to leave. She is gonna need more than thirty minutes notice, and you know it will probably take you longer than that to convince her. Plus, I need coffee before I do anything.”

Liam usually doesn’t even speak before coffee, so the fact that he is just grumpy is a win in my book!

We head into the kitchen where Evie and Emily already have their coffee at the nook still laughing.

“Hey baby, can we talk for a minute?” I ask, trying not to look at Evie as I pour a cup of coffee.

I try to steady my nerves before I turn to see that she is already getting up from the table with her cup of coffee in hand.

“It’s nice this morning, we can go out on the back porch.” She gives me a sweet smile as she goes out the back door.

I hurry and finish adding my sugar and picking up my coffee as I bring the cup to my mouth, inhaling the intoxicating smell before I take my first sip and almost moan.

I rush out to the back yard, where my little witch is cozied up on the large outdoor sectional with a bright, cobalt, fuzzy blanket over her lap as she sips her coffee.

“Sorry about the heater last night. We thought if we turned the heat up, you guys would wake up and come get in bed. We realized our evil plan didn’t work when we came back down an hour later and y’all were snuggling on the couch naked!” Evie bursts into the most genuine laugh I have ever heard and snorts, making her laugh harder.

.I chuckle, shaking my head as I settle beside her on the soft grey tufted cushion. “I have a surprise for you, but you can’t ask questions, and you have to say yes to everything!” I meet her gaze, taking a sip of my coffee as I attempt to keep my excitement hidden.

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