“Okay, you might feel a poke.” He glances up at me with his forehead furrowed. “Ready?”
I grit my teeth and turn away. “Do it.”
Then he stabs me.
Through mypenis.
“Holyder'movyye shary!”I scream. “Jax! It hurts!” I hope he heard me.
His laughter confirms he did.
“All set. Looks good on you, big boy.” The guy rolls away, peeling off his gloves.
My cock twitches under the fluorescent lights and the metal rod catches the glare.
It throbs, and not in a need to jack off.
But like, I should put some ice on it.
“Here, you put this on it until it heals up in a couple of days.” He hands me a little tub with some sort of gel.
“Wait. Days? How long will it hurt?” I’m already regretting this. “I have a party to plan. It’s the most important thing to me. I can’t be slowed down with a sore dick.”
The small man shrugs. “Then maybe you shouldn’t have gotten a cock piercing today.” He stands then walks to the counter. “Come on over, I’ll ring you up.”
I don’t want to move.
When I push my aching bits back into my pants, it feels like fire in my crotch.
Keeping my legs spread to reduce the friction, I waddle into the office area in the front of the shop where Jax is waiting.
“How ya doing?” He grins at me, clicking his tongue bar.
I want to rip it out of his mouth.
“Stay away,” I grumble, digging my wallet out.
He laughs again. “I still don’t know why you did that. You get that for Lara?”
Jax throws up his hands and feigns away when I half-heartedly swing on him.
I know he’s the King of Chaos in the boxing ring. I’m no match for him, but I could always get lucky.
“Don’t be stupid. I got it because you said it didn’t hurt.” Waving off the receipt, I start hobbling towards the door.
Every step moves my pants against the tender tip of my dick.
“I meant the brow one.” Jax points at his eye, shaking his head. “The fact that you thought getting your pecker poked wouldn’t be painful makes you the crazy one, not me.”
I’m only crazy when I’m not around her.
She mellows me.
But the last thing I want is for her to come back and see me walking like an old man.
Maybe I’ll tell her about Niki, that way she stays a few more days and I can get rid of the last loser who hurt her feelings without trying to limp up on them.
I need to go home and put an icepack on my crotch.