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How do you feel about G-strings?

Mai

For me or for you?

Theo

Good question. Both?

Mai

In what context are we talking?

Theo

There needs to be a context?

Mai

Oh, so you’ve never actually worn a G-string

Theo

How can you tell?

Mai

Theo, one does not wear one for no reason. The pain, the discomfort, the picking it out of your ass. There are only three reasons to subject yourself to such an event,

1. No panty lines for tight clothing

2. You want to get lucky

3. Laundry day and it’s all that is left

Which is it?

Theo

Linc’s bachelor party. We want to buy one for the groom

Mai

Of course you create a 4th reason

Theo

You ever feel like you’re destined to be alone?

Mai

I take it the date isn’t going well?

Theo

Understatement. She stood me up

Mai

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