Page 48 of Tight End

Gunner: Are we guessing what kind of fruit and/or vegetable it is? My money is on roma tomato.

Dean: I was thinking gherkin.

Gunner: Of course you were.

Gunner: Who invited you to the group chat?

Gordon: Tell me, are you going to get yourself a pair of yoga pants? A nice Devilred perhaps?

Gunner: Jackpot!

Gunner: Did you guys see the new pictures he’s added to his profile?

Dean: I didn’t know you still play with toys in the tub. I’m a particular fan of the shark.

Gunner: Cause you need to overcompensate. Oliver is cute as hell. Who’s that old geezer holding him, though? Oh. My bad. It’s you.

Gunner: Found the video. And the boner. Jesus Christ, dude. Talk about no chill.

Dean: I take it living with June is going well.

Ryan: Are you fucks done yet?

Gordon: One more.

Gordon: Did you take a bubble bath when Oliver was done?

Ryan:

Ryan: Yes. I did get a really fucking uncomfortable erection during my first yoga session with June. My leg is doing great, by the way, thanks for asking, Gunner. And no, it wasn’t the size of a small fruit, fuck you very much.

Gunner: June is pretty hot. I’d probably pop a boner too.

Ryan: Unless you want me to punch you in the face tomorrow, I’d shut up.

Gunner:

Gordon: The video has a lot of interaction and it doesn’t look like anyone else noticed. Or at least not yet.

Ryan: Comforting.

Dean: Guess the living situation isn’t going as planned.

Ryan: Not exactly.

Ryan: Oliver and I are getting along great and I’m getting to spend a lot of time with him.

Gordon: But?

Ryan: But I almost kissed June instead of putting her in the friend zone like I should be. And that was before I found the sex toys her sister dropped off.

Gunner: Now you’re speaking my language. We talking dildo? Vibrator? Butt plug? Nipple clamps? A double dong?

Dean: What is wrong with you?

Gunner: No surprise you don’t have any toys a.k.a. fun.

Dean: You wouldn’t know what to do with half the things you’d find in my room.

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