Page 92 of Love Takes Home

Linda: Let her be grouchy. Everyone else is.

Nicole: For real. The kids are all horrible today. Is it a full moon?

Paula: Well, glad to know it’s not just me. The for-real little monsters are all in need of a serious nap today.

Ginny: You have pissy teachers over there, too?

Paula: Yes! Well, one. Bethany McGraw is tearing everyone a new one today.

Ginny: Wasn’t she the one with Keith?

Linda: We don’t address him as that anymore. We need a new name for him.

Ginny: Fucky McFuckerson

Quinn: That was too fast. You’ve already been calling him that, haven’t you?

Ginny: It’s Joker’s fault. I hear him say it under his breath. That and fuck stick, fucker, asshole…well, pretty much all the curse words are mumbled when “HE” comes up in anything.

Paula: He giving you any shit today?

Ginny: Not yet. It’s still early. I’m not leaving my room for lunch today, that’s for sure.

Linda: Maybe he had a giant hemorrhoid pop and has to go get a rod up his ass.

Ginny: Linda!

Linda: Seriously, the man needs something painful to happen. That’s all.

Quinn: You scare me.

Linda: Good. Maybe I’ll scare him, too.

Ginny: ANYWAY! Paula, what’s wrong with Fucky’s new boo thang?

Ginny: Sorry, sorry. I’ll never say that again!

Paula: She’s just acting really off today. She’s snapping at everyone and is really agitated.

Linda: Maybe she finally saw his micro-penis and realized she fucked up.

Quinn: Remind me not to piss off Linda.

Thursday Night

Trish: Okay, I gave you a day to apologize to your brother and you haven’t. I think you broke him.

Ginny: I didn’t break him, he’s just sulking. Nothing new.

Trish: I haven’t seen him sulk since we got together, Gin. What did you do to him?

Ginny: He hasn’t told you?

Trish: Nope.

Ginny: He’s upset that I knew what Dad was doing. I pointed out it was him who could never see anything but black and white and that’s why Dad hid it from him.

Trish: He’s not taking it well.

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