Page 52 of The Way We Play

Garrett

The hell? You kissed Rachel and she’s avoiding you? Did you forget how?

Hendrix

Kissing is like riding a bike.

Garrett

Did you give her the stabby tongue? The stiff lip? Slobber all over her?

Hendrix

Burp in her mouth?I almost did that once.

Garrett

Dude.

I know how to kiss a woman.

Garrett

Did you have bad breath?

Hendrix

Fart?

Grow up.

Hendrix

Sometimes it can’t be stopped.

Garrett

Why is she avoiding you?

She’s not avoiding me.

Jack

She drove my truck to work the past two days.

Garrett

We are never going to get you laid.

Hendrix

Bruh, one time I kissed a girl and she started to cry. Turns out her cat had just died, and it had nothing to do with me.

Garrett

Keep telling yourself that story.

Hendrix

---