Page 134 of Tiers of Joy

“Oh my god Sally where did you get these?” I laugh looking at the images.

One of the images is Mrs Claus bent over next to a Christmas tree with the words:fucking around the Christmas tree.Then there’s another image of Santa clearly getting a blow job from Mrs Claus with the words:I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

“Aren’t they brilliant?! They are all matching for us to wear tonight ready for Christmas morning.” Sally claps excitedly.

“Bloody brilliant.” I agree.

Too excited and wanting to get to Christmas day we decide to get to bed around 11pm. I am so excited to give Gaige his presents. Gaige is about to learn that I go all out at Christmas.

Chapter Thirty-Three

“IT’S CHRISTMAS!!!” I yell at eight in the morning. Yes, I am that person.

I may have already been up for two hours excitedly filling the stockings. I have put the coffee pot on ready and the fire is burning. Christmas songs are full blast on the TV.

“Jesus Christ! You did not warn me that you were like this at Christmas.” Gaige complains yawning.

“Last Christmas I wasn’t me. This year I’m happy and back to being myself which means I’m more hyper on Christmas than Buddy the Elf!” I smile.

Sally opens her door and dances out into the hallway.

“I wish it could be Christmas every day!” Sally sings excitedly.

Smiling but still sleepy Flynn follows her out of the room.

“Come on! Let’s see if Santa has been!” I wink.

I go to move but Gaige grabs my hand and pulls me to him.

“Merry Christmas beautiful.” He smiles before kissing me.

“Hhmm Merry Christmas.” I smile.

We get in the lounge and Sally and Flynn are sitting with their coffees and stockings in front of them.

“Wow, what time did you get up this morning?” Gaige asks.

“Um around six.” I shrug.

I hand Gaige his stocking and take a seat with mine in my hands.

“You filled your own stocking?” Gaige asks.

“No! Santa did.” I smile.

I sit and watch them open their stockings.

“Lumberjack the soundtrack?” Gaige laughs.

“Santa knows all.” I laugh.

“Oh wow! Santa got me the new lube I wanted to try.” Sally squeals excitedly and Flynn looks quite excited by that gift as well.

“Beautiful, open yours.” Gaige states.

“It’s okay. I love watching people open their presents. Plus I know what Santa got me.” I say happily.

“Beautiful, open your stocking.” Gaige insists.

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