With his athletic frame, dark trimmed beard, and curly salt-and-pepper hair, you’d think he was maybe forty-five—until he turned to smile at you. Then you noticed the weathered lines of his face, like a well-worn mountainside, and the deep melancholy green of his eyes, and you could appreciate that this guy was older than most nations—powerful, ancient, and weighed down by a lot more than water pressure.
“Percy,” he said.
“Hey.”
We have deep conversations like that.
His smile tightened. “How’s the new school?”
I bit back the urge to point out that I’d only made it through two classes before getting flushed into the sea. “So far it’s okay.”
I must not have sounded convincing, because my dad furrowed his bushy eyebrows. I imagined storm clouds forming along the Atlantic coast, boats rocking in angry swells. “If it’s not up to snuff, I’d be happy to send a tidal wave—”
“No, it’s cool,” I said hastily. “So, about these college rec letters...”
Poseidon sighed. “Yes. Eudora volunteered to counsel you. She’s the Nereid of gifts from the sea, you understand.Loveshelping people. But perhaps she should have waited a bit before breaking the news....”
In other words: Nowhehad to do it, and he didn’t like that.
If you’ve concluded that Poseidon is a “hands-off” type of parent, you win the chicken-dinner award. I didn’t even meet him until I was in middle school, when (purely by coincidence) he needed something from me.
But we get along okay now. I know he loves me in his own way. It’s just hard for gods to be close to their mortal offspring. We demigods don’t live long compared to the gods. To them, we’re sort of like gerbils. Gerbils who get killed a lot. Plus, Poseidon had a lot of other stuff going on: ruling the oceans; dealing with oil spills, hurricanes, and cranky sea monsters; remodeling his mansions.
“I just want to get into New Rome University,” I said. “Isn’t there any way you can...?” I wriggled my fingers, trying to indicate godlike magic that could make problems disappear. Not that I’d ever seen such a thing. Gods are much better at magically creating problems than making them go away.
Poseidon combed his mustache with the tip of his trident. How he did that without cutting his face, I don’t know.
“Unfortunately,” he said, “those recommendation letters are the best I could do. They are the only way the Olympian Council will let you work off your debt.”
Communicating underwater is complicated. I was partly translating his words from whale-song hums and clicks and partly hearing his voice telepathically in my head, so I wasn’t sure I’d understood him.
“I haven’t got any student debt,” I said. “I haven’t even been accepted yet.”
“Not student debt,” Poseidon said. “This is the debt you owe for... existing.”
My heart sank. “You mean for being a child of one of the Big Three.Yourkid.”
Poseidon gazed into the distance, as if he’d just noticed something interesting in the abyss. I half expected him to shout,Look, shiny!and then disappear while my head was turned.
About seventy years ago, the Big Three gods—Zeus, Poseidon, and Hades—made a pact not to sire any more demigod children. We were too powerful and unpredictable. We tended to start major wars, instigate natural disasters, create bad sitcoms... whatever. Being gods, the Big Three still found ways to break the pact and not get in trouble. Instead, it was us demigod kids who suffered.
“I thought we’d moved past this,” I muttered. “I helped you guys fight the Titans—”
“I know,” my dad said.
“And Gaea and the giants.”
“I know.”
“And—”
“My son.” The edge to his voice told me it would be best to stop listing my greatest hits. “If it were up to me, I would waive this ridiculous requirement altogether. Alas, someone”—he glanced up,someonebeing code formy unreasonable brother Zeus—“is a stickler for rules. You were never supposed to be born, so you are technically ineligible for New Rome University.”
I couldn’t believe this.
Also, I couldtotallybelieve this.
Just when I thought I might catch a break, I didn’t. The Olympian gods seemed to think I was their personal kickball.