Page 12 of Redeeming

Bellamy

I mean... your dad is a total DILF, so there are worse women to be.

Caitlin

I hate you.

Bellamy

You love me. Now get showered, get dressed, and get your shit together. I’m about to go into surgery and just wanted to check on you. You gonna be okay?

Caitlin

When am I ever NOT okay?

Bellamy

Last night?

Caitlin

Twat waffle.

Bellamy

I prefer French toast.

I look around at my mess and decide maybe I should have made French toast instead of chocolate chip cookies. Hmm... there’s still time.

Caitlin

I’m okay. I’ve already taken the dogs for a run and showered, and now I’m eating a perfectly healthy dinner.

Bellamy

The dogs don’t run, and neither do you. And you wouldn’t know a perfectly healthy dinner if it smacked you in your face. You’re baking, aren’t you?

Caitlin

Whatever. I’ve showered and gotten dressed. That’s as good as it’s getting today.

Bellamy

Triple chocolate fudge cake?

Caitlin

Ha! No. Chocolate chip cookies.

Bellamy

Now who’s the twat? You should have made them yesterday so I could have one.

Caitlin

You shouldn’t have left me.

Bellamy

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