BODI:Who’s Oliver?
KAYLA:Our future son.
BODI:No fucking way I’m calling my son Oliver.
KAYLA:Why not? It’s supposed to be the favorite boy name in Australia. I thought you’d like that.
BODI:You do realize I have been in the states since I was twelve?
KAYLA:That explains your lack of aussie slang.
BODI:What the hell is aussie slang anyway?
KAYLA:You know, barbie, woop woop, bloke, g’day.
BODI:Did you just google that?
KAYLA:Not the point
BODI:Do you need anything Kayla?
KAYLA:Your dick, but you won’t give it to me.
BODI:You’re not getting my dick.
KAYLA:Fine, I’ll just go find another dick.
BODI:Are you shitting me?
KAYLA:Did I just hear you growl?
BODI:No.
KAYLA:Pretty sure Agnes heard it too LOL.
KAYLA:Jealous?
BODI:Get back to work, Kayla.
Three hours later.
KAYLA:How do you feel about clowns?
BODI:I need more information
KAYLA:For the New Year’s Reception.
BODI:NO.
KAYLA:Acrobats?
BODI:NO.
KAYLA:Fire eater?
BODI:It’s a New Year’s reception. Not a damn circus.
KAYLA:A cotton candy stall then.