Page 61 of Forbidden You

BODI:Who’s Oliver?

KAYLA:Our future son.

BODI:No fucking way I’m calling my son Oliver.

KAYLA:Why not? It’s supposed to be the favorite boy name in Australia. I thought you’d like that.

BODI:You do realize I have been in the states since I was twelve?

KAYLA:That explains your lack of aussie slang.

BODI:What the hell is aussie slang anyway?

KAYLA:You know, barbie, woop woop, bloke, g’day.

BODI:Did you just google that?

KAYLA:Not the point

BODI:Do you need anything Kayla?

KAYLA:Your dick, but you won’t give it to me.

BODI:You’re not getting my dick.

KAYLA:Fine, I’ll just go find another dick.

BODI:Are you shitting me?

KAYLA:Did I just hear you growl?

BODI:No.

KAYLA:Pretty sure Agnes heard it too LOL.

KAYLA:Jealous?

BODI:Get back to work, Kayla.

Three hours later.

KAYLA:How do you feel about clowns?

BODI:I need more information

KAYLA:For the New Year’s Reception.

BODI:NO.

KAYLA:Acrobats?

BODI:NO.

KAYLA:Fire eater?

BODI:It’s a New Year’s reception. Not a damn circus.

KAYLA:A cotton candy stall then.