Page 49 of Sideline Play

It’s about fucking time!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Scarlet

Who are you? Molly Weasley?

I was asleep ??

Ro-Boat

It’s after 11 there. Even we don’t sleep that late

Scarlet

I do when I’ve been up late

Ro-Boat

What were you doing up so late that you’re only just now getting up?

Daddy

Ro… I don’t think you want the answer to that question

Ro-Boat

DAD

Scarlet

DAD!!!

Daddy

What? Ro’s the one beating bushes for answers neither he nor I actually want. Truth or not, it’d serve him right

Ro-Boat

You’re insane!

We’re talking about her and TATE!!

Your CATCHER!

You know, the one that’s only nine years younger than you, our FATHER!

Scarlet

Dad was 18 when he had me

Saying Remi is only nine years younger than him makes it sound WAY more scandalous than it is

Ro-Boat

Really? Remi? Again ????

“Oh my God, this is ridiculous,” I grumble, jabbing the little video icon in the corner of my phone.

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