Page 13 of Sideline Play

The Home Team

Today 6:17 PM

Ro-Boat

Squeaks, where are you?

Daddy

Thank God you’re more observant on the field, son

Ro-Boat

What is that supposed to mean?

Scarlet

Look up, dipshit ??

Daddy

????‍??

Scarlet, be nice

Scarlet

I’m always nice ??

Ro-Boat

Bull shit! You’re as angelic as Lucifer

Oh…

Fine, when will you be back

Scarlet

If you must know, Warden, I just got home.

Where are YOU?

Ro-Boat

None of your business, Squeaks

Scarlet

You have my dog. Of course it’s my business

OMG!! Roman if you’re out getting Winnie a pup-cup, I’m locking her gassy ass in your bedroom with you tonight!!!

Daddy

Ro, don’t you ducking dare! That dog should be considered a crime against the Geneva Convention when given dairy

Ducking*

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