Presley: Gimme 30 and I got the refreshments.
Skylar: In which case, I’ll bring food because she means liquor. Do I need to send Judd to kick his ass?
Me: No. I’m the one who messed up.
Presley: Scroll up, Sky. She already said that. Why are you always trying to get Judd in a fight? Do you doubt his manhood? Just sayin’.
Skylar: No bitch, my MAN proves himself nightly.
Presley: The hell. You do not fuck nightly. You’re married. Sell that shit somewhere else.
Okay…we seem to have taken a slight detour off-course.
Me: So, I’ll see you guys in a little while?
Brynn: IDK about the TMI TWINS, but I’m in your parking lot. You’ll have to explain to me why you included them when I get up there.
Presley: You’re right, Brynny. Should’ve left it to the two virgins to figure out. No offense Bellamy.
Me: Um, none taken?
Well…at least I won’t be alone, obsessing over his non-response. That’s something, right?