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Presley: Gimme 30 and I got the refreshments.

 

Skylar: In which case, I’ll bring food because she means liquor. Do I need to send Judd to kick his ass?

 

Me: No. I’m the one who messed up.

 

Presley: Scroll up, Sky. She already said that. Why are you always trying to get Judd in a fight? Do you doubt his manhood? Just sayin’.

 

Skylar: No bitch, my MAN proves himself nightly.

 

Presley: The hell. You do not fuck nightly. You’re married. Sell that shit somewhere else.

 

Okay…we seem to have taken a slight detour off-course.

 

Me: So, I’ll see you guys in a little while?

 

Brynn: IDK about the TMI TWINS, but I’m in your parking lot. You’ll have to explain to me why you included them when I get up there.

 

Presley: You’re right, Brynny. Should’ve left it to the two virgins to figure out. No offense Bellamy.

 

Me: Um, none taken?

 

Well…at least I won’t be alone, obsessing over his non-response. That’s something, right?