Bladezilla: Aiden is learning how to lift me in this new routine. I’m just watching and texting with Mom until it’s safe enough for me to try.
Riley: How long have you been training? Starting to worry you’re overdoing it.
Bladezilla: Five hours.
Riley: You should take a break.
Bladezilla: What are you up to? Practicing your victory dance with the Cup?
Riley: Nah, just had a spa day.
Bladezilla: Sounds fun.
Riley: Sitting in a sauna with twelve naked dudes scratching their asses isn’t, trust me.
Bladezilla: A man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do.
Riley: I’m bored. Send me something beautiful.
Bladezilla: *Sends photo of the night sky*
Riley: How about you turn that phone around?
Bladezilla: I’m not sending you a photo of me.
Riley: Why not? Not asking for nudes.
Bladezilla: I’m working, Riley.
Riley: Makes it more fun. Here, I’ll go first.
Bladezilla: You’re not sending nudes!
Riley: *Sends selfie lying back, winking*
Bladezilla: *Sends a photo, looking serious*
Riley: Love that look. Feels like home.
Bladezilla: Gotta go, they’re about to lift me up.
Riley: They need three people to lift you? I could do it with one finger.
Bladezilla: They’re spotting me. Safety first.
Riley: Good luck. If they break anything, I’m coming after them.
Riley: Will you watch the game tomorrow?
Bladezilla: Only if you win.
Riley: Of course, we’ll knock ’em out.
Twenty-seven
LIORA
Life has gotten insane over the last few weeks.