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REGINALD:definitely the nicest time I’d had in a Chicago suburb in recent memory

REGINALD:one of the nicer evenings I’ve had anywhere at all in quite some time if I’m being honest

REGINALD:anyway

REGINALD:you are asleep

REGINALD:sleep well

AMELIA:hey

REGINALD:Amelia

REGINALD:I’m so sorry to wake you

AMELIA:it’s fine

AMELIA:i was awake

REGINALD:You were?

AMELIA:yeah

AMELIA:couldn’t sleep

REGINALD:sorry to hear that

AMELIA:it’s fine

AMELIA:i always have insomnia after spending time with my family

AMELIA:But I am glad you had a nice time

AMELIA:I did too

AMELIA:I didn’t expect to at all but I did

REGINALD:I’m so glad to hear it

AMELIA:I don’t think I will ever look at petunias the same way again after that joke you told me after the party

REGINALD:That really was one of my better jokes

REGINALD:If I do say so myself

AMELIA:I haven’t heard enough of your jokes yet in order to make an independent assessment of that statement’s truth

AMELIA:but it was a good one

REGINALD:Well it would be my pleasure to tell you more jokes

REGINALD:if you’re interested in making an independent assessment

AMELIA:

REGINALD:

Amelia

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