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Cosplaying as human will (possibly?) help me avoid detection b/c nothing bad ever happens at suburban human weddings (too dull!!!!) and they’d never think to look for me in Winnetka (suburban vampire activity all in Naperville)

Maybe she’ll help me with my taxes

Maybe I’ll get to hold her hand again

Or even kiss her

Cons of Fake Dating Amelia

Frederick will lose his fucking mind when he finds out, which will be ANNOYING

I think that’s the only con, actually

Questions?

The coincidences area lot. Us running into each other 2x? Cassie’s BFF = Amelia’s BROTHER??Strange.

How does A. not have entirestableof men willing to help her? She’s exquisitely beautiful, smart, etc. etc. etc. Makes no sense that she’d need to ask a stranger.

To-Dos: Haven’t told her I’m a vampire. Must do that ASAP (refuse to make same mistake Freddie did with Cassie). Hope she takes it better than Cassie did when F. told her.Hope that part of her even thinks it’s cool that I’m cool

Amelia

When I got home fromGossamer’s, I pulled on a tank top and pajama shorts, popped open a passion fruit LaCroix, and GoogledReginald Cleaves.

I had never fake dated anyone before. But at least insofar as Googling your date’s name went before actually going out with them, I figured this part had to be more or less the same.

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