Page 97 of My Rules

“I’m sure it didn’t.” I keep eating. “Why do you say that?”

“You have zero attraction to her.”

“I know.”

“And you never hit on girls you don’t want.”

“Exactly.” I keep eating. “I’m telling you, I did not hook up with Taryn. But then she said she had footage of me and Antony.”

“Yeah.” Antony winces. “I’d find out what that is ... stat.”

“Who did I get the love bite from, then?” I continue thinking out loud.

“I don’t know.” Henley keeps peering through the curtains. “Logan’s making his move.”

I keep eating, uninterested.

“He’s just waiting to sink his teeth into her and share her with his housemates.”

“Pretty sure Taz has already tasted everyone in that house.”

“Not Taryn. Rebecca.”

“What?” I snap.

“Every day Logan is out on the street, tuning her.”

I get up and march to the window and peer through the curtains. Rebecca is standing in front of her house talking to Logan. He’s wearing a barely there singlet with his muscles hanging out, and she’s wearing her gym clothes, with Barry on his lead. “Good,” I snap. “He can have her.” I march back to the table and go back to my breakfast.

“Am I sensing a little animosity with Rebecca today?”

“Nope.” I shovel a forkful of food into my mouth.

“I downloaded this Kindle app,” Antony says as he sips his coffee.

“And?” Henley asks.

“Well ...” He shrugs. “There’s a plethora of porn on there.”

My eyes flick up from the newspaper I’m reading. “Vampire porn?”

“Yep.” He nods.

“Alien porn?” Henley replies.

“Uh-huh.”

“How many cocks do these dudes have?” I ask.

“I don’t know. I didn’t get the books ... obviously.”

“Well, get to it, man. We need all the fucking tips we can get.”

“I’m not sure about you ... but my one cock will never be two.” Antony rolls his eyes. “Which isn’t ideal.”

“No wonder women have ridiculously high expectations these days. How are we supposed to compete with this shit?” Henley scoffs.

“It’s all right for you. You’ve already got your girl, and she thinks you’ve got a golden cock,” Antony fires back.

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