Page 32 of My Rules

I’m still reeling about him hooking up with Taryn. “Why does he think that?” I huff. “It’s so annoying.”

“Be grateful you got home without being gangbanged by the Navy House.”

There’s a house at the end of the street where six Navy SEALs live, and they have a reputation for sharing their women.

“Is that supposed to be a good thing?” I widen my eyes. “That actually sounds like exactly what I need right now.”

“What’s wrong, Bec?” Juliet smirks. “Hungry, kitty?”

“Starving.” I sigh. “Why does Taryn get all the dick around here, anyway?”

For fuck’s sake, I’m annoyed if Blake hooked up with her. I turn my attention to Chloe to change the subject. “How’s Oliver?”

“Dreamy.” Chloe smiles. “He’s taking me somewhere special tonight for our three-month anniversary.”

I smile and take her hand in mine. “Good for you.”

Blake

I pull into my driveway just after 8:00 p.m. It’s been a hell of a day.

Back-to-back appointments with two interns in tow, and then to top it off, just as I was leaving, one of my patients who has an infection took a turn for the worse. I rushed to the hospital and ended up staying for the last two hours until we could stabilize him.

I turn the car off and sit in the silence for a moment. This is the first minute of silence I have had to myself all day.

Bang, bang, bang sounds loudly on the window, scaring me. “What the hell?”

Antony is standing on my driveway in the dark. He opens my car door.

“What are you doing?” I huff.

“Did you find out anything about green cocks?”

“No.” I climb out of my car and slam the door. “Why are you still obsessed?”

“Well, did you read the full story yet?” He begins to follow me up the path as I walk.

“I haven’t had time to fart today.” I unlock my front door.

“It’s been a week. You haven’t even looked at it again?”

“Get off my case already.” I walk inside and put down my things.

“So Hen and I have been thinking about this.” He continues to follow me.

I roll my eyes as I undo my belt. “This is what you thought about all day?” I pull my belt out of my pants. “Green aliens with two cocks.”

“Hard cocks.” He widens his eyes. “Weeping, hard cocks.”

“I swear to god, you two are gay.” I sigh as I go to the fridge.

“We think it must be Taryn.”

I drink the milk from the carton. “Why?”

“Who else would have two-cocked green men on their brain?”

“Apart from you two, you mean?” I roll my eyes and take another swig.

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