Page 119 of My Rules

“One hundred percent Taryn.”

“What makes you say that?” I ask as I sip my beer.

“Well, who else is tapped enough to be talking about aliens with two cocks and double penetration?”

“This is true.” I think on this for a minute. “Although I imagine all women fantasize about getting fucked with two green cocks in both holes. I mean, what’s more forbidden than alien cock?”

“True. I mean, I would if I was them.”

“Same.”

“I’m going to ask her,” he says.

“Here’s your chance. She’s coming over now.”

“Taryn.” I smile. “Coming over to get your butt kicked in golf?”

“Ha, highly unlikely.” She picks up a putter that’s leaning against the chair.

“What’s been happening?” I ask her.

“Not much. I’ve been working and hanging out with Ronny.”

“How’s it going? You seem to be spending a lot of time together lately.”

“It’s good.” She shrugs. “Better than dating my vibrator, put it that way.”

I smirk as I hit my next ball into the hole.

“So, are you going on your double date this weekend with Rebecca?”

“Uh-huh.” I keep putting.

Antony takes the stick off me and has his shot.

“Who’s Rebecca taking on her date this week?” Taryn asks.

“I don’t know, some loser.”

“What about you ... Who are you taking?”

“Girl I used to work with. Her name is Kayla.”

“Right.” She widens her eyes at me. “I think you’re crazy.”

Antony hits his next shot.

“Why is that?” I ask.

“Well, I always thought if you had a shot with Rebecca, you would take it.”

“Didn’t we all,” Antony replies.

“Firstly, I don’t have a shot with Rebecca. And secondly, she has made it abundantly clear that we’re just friends.”

“But if she wanted more, what would you say?”

“I would say that we’re just friends.”

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