I poke him in the shoulder.
He turns and removes one earcup. “What?”
I suck in a breath. “You win.”
“I ‘win?’” He gestures at the soon-to-be toilet. “That’s my favorite water bottle, and I do not have a golden shower kink. If anything?—”
“Okay, fine,” I grit out. “I lose. You lose. We both lose. Is that better?”
He shrugs.
“I have rules,” I say.
Those thick eyebrows of his go up.
“First, I need you to turn away. Then crank up your music as loud as it goes.”
His jaw muscle twitches. “You realize that’s exactly what I was doing before you interrupted me?”
I clench and unclench my fists, but he can’t see it thanks to the giant sleeves of his jacket. “I was afraid you’d turn back before I was done.”
He sighs, pointedly turns away, and puts the headphones back on. “There. Tap my shoulder when it’s safe to turn.”
I roll up my/his jacket’s sleeves all the way up to my elbows and make sure the wall he’s facing isn’t reflective.
It isn’t.
I reach into the pocket of my bag and pull out a tiny bottle of hand sanitizer for afterward, being careful not to disturb the cat.
As I drag my feet over to the bottle, I feel like I’m walking the plank.
Is this really about to happen?
If the elevator floor were to collapse or the cables to snap right now, I wouldn’t mind all that much.
I unscrew the bottle’s lid. Thankfully, it’s one of those with a wide mouth, not a sports bottle with a tiny opening.
Seriously, am I doing this?
Seems so.
I turn my back to Lucius, squat, pull down my panties, and position the bottle the best I can.
Wait. When was the last time I ate asparagus?
Nope.
Too late.
The dam breaks, and you could probably power this elevator for a year with the hydroelectric energy produced by the resulting stream.
I will never live this down.
CHAPTER 7
LUCIUS
I wait and wait.