My heart lurches. I’m coming, princess.
Just a little later.
She finally gives in and gets in the car. I hold my breath until it leaves.
Alright. Go time.
Now or never.
I drive my truck up as far as the dirt roads will let me and then park it. I climb by foot the rest of the way to the stable.
Luck would have it, the stable is empty. The horses are quiet, except for the occasional nighttime whinny.
I pull off a lantern from the shelf and turn it on. It splashes light over my boots and across the floor. I take the coin-operated horse out, set her up, and strap the device on Rafe’s bag onto it.
What’d you do this week?
Ah, you know. Just set up a sex toy for my horse.
Normal people stuff.
Once Miss Penny is situated, I quickly walk down the hall to Chaucer.
Lazy bastard is lying down, nose tucked into the ground, sound asleep. I click to get his attention, and he blinks an eye open.
“Hey, buddy. Wake up.”
He flicks his ear and turns his head away from the light.
“Wanna go on a date with Miss Penny?”
His ears perk up at that. He lifts his head.
My heart is pounding so hard, but that gets relief fizzling through my blood. “That’s what I thought. C’mon, Romeo.”
Quietly, I hook the lead on Ransom and guide him out of his stall. I take him into the pen in back, where I’ve already got Miss Penny waiting for him.
Now, Chaucer is wide-awake. The second I release him, he trots over to the coin-operated horse. He knocks his head against hers, nuzzling her stiff frame.
It’s almost romantic, if I weren’t here to steal his guy stuff.
“Make me proud, you kinky stud,” I mutter under my breath.
Chaucer is quick on the charm. After a little flirting and necking, he and Miss Penny get into it. With a satisfied snort, he hops off his girl and yawns. Back to bed for him.
I crouch and unfasten the device. I’ll be damned, the damn thing worked. Carefully, I transfer the collection into the vial. I tilt it up so I can make sure I’ve got enough. I swear, the stuff nearly sparkles in the lantern light.
But just like that, I feel like I’ve been kicked in the throat by a pair of hooves.
What the hell am I doing?
A common thief, stealing horse jizz in the middle of the night.
Claire deserves better.
But ain’t that why I’m doing this in the first place?
Claire deserves everything.